Rose Medical Center... the "I'm going to Disneyland" type of birthing center

Their brand new, state-of-the-art birthing facility opened in March 2006 with 12 labor and delivery rooms featuring the latest in technology and luxury to make your birthing experience one to cherish forever. The unit was designed to be a comforting environment to promote health and healing.

Comfort? Maybe, but for whom? I do not about you out there, but the whole concept of a small watermelon fitting through something the size of a lime. Yeah, comfort is the first word that comes to mind.

Each labor and delivery room features private bathrooms, a Jacuzzi tub to soak away those labor pains, a place for your spouse/partner to sleep, birth balls, squat bars, rocking chairs, flat screen TVs, DVD/VCR/CD combinations, and high-speed internet access.

I just have an image of Rob, complete with beer helmet, surfing the net, texting friends, and watching JAG on the television. Any other predictions?